30 slogans for Karen Hughes to use

# When Democracy Reigns, It Pours.
# America: Just a Big Red White and Blue Teddy Bear With a Whole Lot of Guns.
# Snap. Crackle. Pow. Thud.
# Be All We Think You Should Be.
# Tastes Great. Less Torture.
# They Don't Call Us The GREAT Satan For Nothing.
# America 2.0. Now With Improved Press Suppression.
# What's So Bad About Bread And Circuses Anyway?
# John Wayne: Not Just an Actor. A Way Of Life.
# Don't Like Us? Get In Line.
# I'd Walk A Mile For A Camel.
# The US: The Ultimate Lying Machine.
# Wouldn't You Really Rather Have A Republic?
# Badges, We Don't Need No Stinking Badges.
# Friendly Fire 'R Us.
# Democracy: Just Do It.
# You're In Good Hands With Our State.
# You Keep the Sand, We'll Take the Oil.
# Sometimes You Feel Like a Crazed Tyrannical Despot, Sometimes You Don't.
# Freedom: Breakfast of Champions.
# We're Everywhere You Want To Be. Deal With It.
# The New Improved Low-Carb, Atkins-Friendly America.
# Got Grenades?
# Don't Leave Home Without It. No, Really. Stay in Your Homes.
# I Can't Believe I Invaded The Whole Peninsula.
# Autonomy: It's the Real Thing.
# The Best Part Of Waking Up Is No Dead Bodies On Your Doorstep.
# Aren't You Glad You Use a Free Market Economy? Don't You Wish Everybody Did?
# Better Living Through Sovereignty.
# Nobody Doesn't Like Britney Spears.

Sweet.

WorkingForChange-Slogans 'r' us