I-69 is too risque

“Every time I have been out in the public with an ‘I-69’ button on my lapel, teenagers point and snicker at it. I have had many ask me if they can have my button. I believe it is time to change the name of the highway. It is the moral thing to do.”

You can't make this stuff up, people. Apparently I fell for a hoax (my first one!) - Hostettler: I-69 Name Change a Hoax

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